Dear Christian leader, you DO NOT need to start a βleadership podcastβ. 36 perfectly good ones already exist. Trust me! I listen to most of them!! #crowdedmarket
— Sam Hailes Ω (@samhailes) August 13, 2021
The signs of @FAWLTYTOWERS_ π¬π§ #fawltytowers pic.twitter.com/tGd4KQR0ec
— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) August 13, 2021
Just putting it out there pic.twitter.com/TNtzEcch73
— denise (@DeniseChaila) August 5, 2021
Just been made aware that my first post covid gig is Chico. Wouldnβt have it any other way. What a guy
— Chris Stark (@Chris_Stark) August 7, 2021
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— Team GB (@TeamGB) August 8, 2021
Nope I donβt think we should have the Euros or Olympics more than every four years, scarcity is what makes it special, same reason we donβt have another Christmas in June, ok thanks.
— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) August 8, 2021
Just turned on the Olympics to find three women in the studio discussing sport, it's a small thing but it would never have been the case when I was a kid. It cheered me.
— Jess Phillips MP (@jessphillips) August 8, 2021
No!!! Lots of people asking this. There is no reason except that we made last yearβs series late, so it hasnβt been a very long gap, and there are lots of mirrors in the makeup room and lots of shows to make and I was BORED OF THE SIGHT OF ME. https://t.co/ZtN7BbYlg7
— Victoria Coren Mitchell (@VictoriaCoren) August 9, 2021
Van De Graaff pic.twitter.com/2gt8sq9sA8
— Moose Allain (2024 edition) κ¬ (@MooseAllain) August 10, 2021
I did A Levels on the subjects of:
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) August 10, 2021
Sweden
Pop/disco music
Eurovision Song Contest winners
White satin flares
I got ABBA#alevels2021
— Ι’Κα΄Ι’Ι’Κ (@itmegreggy) August 10, 2021
I think he has. 14/10 https://t.co/5gnWqbASTc
— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) August 11, 2021
No salary is designed for staffers commuting, it is for the work produced. That's why nobody ever asks you, or takes into account, whether it takes you 10 mins or two hours to get to work.
— Brian Moore (@brianmoore666) August 10, 2021
Spectacularly dim comment. https://t.co/jQWzZznZiC
My hobbies? Closing an app only to open it again 2 seconds later after completely forgetting Iβve just been on it
— Laura (@fairycakes) August 12, 2021
@Isysuttie I've just been listening to your Roy story on RHLSTP and then saw this on Writing About Writing's FB feed… (sorry if this has been shared with you a million times already) pic.twitter.com/R5ddZgusfK
— Sarah Terry π (@spellegance) August 11, 2021
Woof @dog_rates I got my hair done, a tie-dye job, up at the lake! What do you think? pic.twitter.com/ehRKLoYs8q
— Luna Lovedog (@LovedogLuna) August 12, 2021
Condescending much? I genuinely did not know, of course it makes sense when explained. Asking is much better than assuming. Asking shows willingness to learn. Putting someone down for something they do not know but wish to learn is unnecessary. BTW if sarcasm, didn't work…
— Zippidy (@Zippiddy) August 13, 2021
Wear sunblock. Learn to say No. But also, learn to say Yes. Don't compare your insides with anyone else's outsides. Remember that 9/10 of the things you worry about won't actually happen. Wear your nicest clothes every day. Practice compassion, like *literally* practice it πππ
— Marian Keyes (@MarianKeyes) August 13, 2021
Men: Simply unable to help themselves since the dawn of fucking time pic.twitter.com/NCpuI0BepN
— Fancy Brenda π³οΈβππ³οΈββ§οΈ (they/she) (@SpillerOfTea) August 13, 2021
My fall plans The Delta variant pic.twitter.com/FmPS4tyVPn
— Carlos Aguilar (@Carlos_Film) August 12, 2021
Are you allowed to put a transfer request in as a fan? Or is that just players?
— Rob Beckett (@robbeckettcomic) August 13, 2021
When the second Brentford goal went in I immediately went to the fridge and starting eating food. Thatβs not a healthy grown up reaction is it?
— Rob Beckett (@robbeckettcomic) August 13, 2021
fall plans: the delta variant: pic.twitter.com/W7u4tAINn6
— Taylor Schumann (@taylorsschumann) August 13, 2021
Iβm obsessed with I-Am-Very-Smart Twitter whataboutery. This one should be in an art gallery. Unimprovable. https://t.co/sKZxzJwZBE
— Damien Owens (@OwensDamien) August 14, 2021
— Ian Wright (@IanWright0) August 13, 2021
This thread provides real joy. https://t.co/DsAdI0NOO3
— Stig Abell (@StigAbell) August 14, 2021
ok, i apologise in advance if i unfollowed you. this has me so confused omg pic.twitter.com/Tqv3dnfJP8
— ace (@gwsace) August 12, 2021
trying to eat my breakfast* before it melts into an ectoplasmic puddle in the brutal Sicilian temperatures
— Marina O'Loughlin (@MarinaOLoughlin) August 14, 2021
*Basically a huge gelato burger: brioche stuffed with ice-cream, my choice of pistachio (always) and syrupy dark cherry amarena pic.twitter.com/QdgSUtyQWu
My 3 year old asked how long he had to wait until he could stop listening to me. I told him he had to listen to me for the rest of his life. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "I'll listen to you for the rest of YOUR life." Toddlers are cold-blooded, man.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) August 19, 2019
my mom will put you in a coffin without even trying pic.twitter.com/ytUrfGOWYj
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) June 27, 2021
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